No life whatsoever =)

so it's my birthday in a week, ahh the fun....
havn't been out and about much recently due to exams D: thankfully they're all over now so have been leaving the house more xD
yesterday was a town filled day and 7 hours spent with Aoife talking complete crap
although she helped me with my animation, which i'll post when finnished, and we redefined FTW...
in my days of pretend revision i have become re-hooked on Friends, which is good and bad because Friends is just amazing BUT it took me so long to become unhooked before.
Also met a 2 year old called Jeremy, who grabbed my shoe and sat on Aoifes lap and gave her a leg hug , and baught some DVDs and Fathers Day pressent.

This next year is looking good, have an amazing summer planned;
Walk in the park- 4th July
Oasis- 9th July
Centre Parks with my dearest friend Ellie- 13th July- 18th July
Michael Mcintyre (a birthday pressent from my parents)- 31st July
Camping with some amazing people- 1st-8th August
GCSE results- 27th August
Michael Mcintyre (A birthday pressent from Phyllis + with a group of people i don't know)- 9th October
Tim Minchin- 23rd October
Eddie Izzard- 24th October
Ed Byrne- 18th November
Rob Brydon (front row)- 28th November
Jimmy Carr- January, i forget which day exactly...

jesus i have a lot planned already
anyway i'm off to carry on watching Friends

It's been a long time since i posted anything on this site aa i havn't really had much i wish to share with the internet community....
i will actually do a blog soon honest!
for now i'm just going to sign off and go get in "the french zone" while watching friends before my exam, should be good.

Evening, its not been too eventful since my last blog (not that it says anything about me anyway) so i thought i'd post an overly sized blog now. I may as well start with my year, it's been pretty rubbish to be honest but the end of it seems to be looking better (Y). In 7 days i'm popping down the derngate to see Russell Howard live with my friends, Natalie and Eve =). It's going to be amaze. Even this is taking ages to type, I'm listening to Russell Brand on the radio :') i love that man. Unfotunatly i'm not old enough to go and see him do stand-up. One day.... =). So after Russell Howard i've got a concert including, Scouting for girls, alphabeat, the script and the hoosiers to go to, that should be good as well. NOthing for a while then on the 1st of November MIGHTY BOOSH BOOK SIGNING and only 6 days later on the 7th THE MIGHTY BOOSH LIVE =)(boosh related things with Natalie and Eve, yum)and on the 14th-16th i've got a weekend away with my friend Phyllis (Pip) and a bunch of kids, should be fun lol.
right so thats the next two months of my life, how interesting lol. Right so lets go on to today. I'm surprisingly happy today, i went to see my best friend after like a month but we generally just sat about with his brother and his brothers friend, but it was a good day =). Now im listening to Russell still, on msn and typing this =).
So my friends are pretty awesome =), i'd list them all but i know i'll miss people lol XD
i'll list the two i know are most likely to read this lol
Natalie- shes immense lol we used to have our own road, it was infact a peace road, she is my fimble friend and i a clam, we used to make crab noises in maths :') and do "work" in blue tents XD generally a lot of my time is spent haveing really random times with this girl lol, get to know her? shes awesome.
Aoife- or Eve, or even "oi faggot" take your pick, i wouldn't advise the last one, you'll get a dodgy comeback thrown back at you like "faggot whose not ugly" (no shes never said that but if she knows your an Alan fan she'll give you a "faggot wtih a home" response, deffo XD) not known her for long, but still one of my best mates.
These two are pretty much immense =)
OMG earlyer i was listening to that song on Juno you know the one that they are so out of tune in and sing du du du a lot for the first time ever, ok i listened to it on the disaster movie before now but i only listened to it at like 7 and NOW its playing on the radio jeese thats really scary lol, i hate things like this right im going now as Natalie wants to read this lol
HI NATALIE
bi for now mes amis
xxxxx

Seeing as most of my friends think i can't type properly, use long words or spell (that one might be right actually....) i think i may prove them wrong =)
Right i'll so a proper blog about something later but right now i'm just going to leave you with the interesting story of those dear people in Swansea, and the fact i have nothing better to do on msn with my friends....

Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
she does actually =S
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
thats so strange
Natalie says:
lol uhuh:S
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
thats so creepy
Natalie says:
sounds like a song lol
Natalie says:
that's so strange that's so creepy
Natalie says:
your words are making me want to weepy
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
i sang that as i read it....
Natalie says:
i think i might take a leapy
Natalie says:
and sit in this teepee
Natalie says:
made of cheese
Natalie says:
and glitter glue
Natalie says:
haha
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
and glitter glue? lol
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
glue or glueeeeeee?
Natalie says:
glue
Natalie says:
it's made of cheese
Natalie says:
and glitter glue
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
is glitter glue ina low voice?
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
cuz it sounds cooler =P
Natalie says:
haha sure why not
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
wats the title? =P
Natalie says:
err
Natalie says:
how shallow is that swamp?
Natalie says:
hahaha like how much is that doggy in the window
Natalie says:
how shallow is that swamp in the field?
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
how does the next line go?
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
the 1 with the weedy edges
Natalie says:
hahaha!!
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
are we really this bored?
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
we will be jingle inventors 1 day lol
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
just u wait
Natalie says:
yep
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
on the swamp adverts....
Natalie says:
with our musical talents
Natalie says:
haha first we'd invent the swamp selling company
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
that wud involce having money to buy swamps with to start with +P
Natalie says:
we'll busk on the streets
Natalie says:
go along an adventure of musical wonders
Natalie says:
taking pedestrians to places they'e never been
Natalie says:
like Swansea
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
wat about the pedestrians of swansea?
Natalie says:
well we'd make sure we didn't go there.. and we wouldn't want to
Natalie says:
they'd over crowd and all spontaneously combust
Natalie says:
it'd*
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
=0 but these poor people we're taking to swansea!
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
wait y do these people get a free holiday?
Natalie says:
WE'RE TAKING THEM TO THEIR DEATH
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
I UNDERSTAND
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
lets do this shit.
Natalie says:
OUR SONGS OF MYSTICAL FORTUNE AND EXCITEMENT
Natalie says:
THEY'RE FILLED WITH DEEP HORRORS THAT CAN ONLY BE REVEALED ONCE IT IS TOO LATE TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS
Natalie says:
NEEEEENOORRRRRNEEEEEEENOORRR
Natalie says:
OH NO WHAT'S THAT?
Natalie says:
THE AMBULANCE CRASHED?!
Natalie says:
BECAUSE OUR BEAUTIFUL SINGING CRACKED THE WINDSCREEN?!
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
no a crashed ambulance wudnt make a noise =P
Natalie says:
what a shame.. i'm so sorry..
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
now all the pl of swansea are doomed =0
Natalie says:
it was making the noise BEFORE it crashed
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
cuz we wiped out there 1 ambulance =|
Natalie says:
haha lol
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
i feel so horible HOW DARE WE
Natalie says:
oh god no.. the doors of the hospital..
Natalie says:
they're filling up with musical notes
Natalie says:
wibbling about in a jingling tangle
Natalie says:
don't look
Natalie says:
they're too bright
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
SHIELD UR EYES
Natalie says:
they'll suck you in
Natalie says:
oh no it's too late for Mr. Popshadop
Natalie says:
he's gone
Natalie says:
but what about Naboo?
Natalie says:
don't worry about him, he's a shaman, his mind's like a fortress
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
how shallow is that swamp inthe field the one with the weedy edges
Beth.! hates teeth++ would sell her soul for unlimited texts says:
oh dear...
Natalie says:
haha and with that the story ends..
Natalie says:
what will next weeks adventures hold for the people of Swansea?

there will probably be some more of these kinds of converstions on here one day...

Disclaimer: All Swanseans are infact lovely people and do not desserve to die and obviously have more than one ambulance....
Copywrite: Swamp selling companies officially are owned by Beth and Natalie as are the lyrics to "how shallow is that swamp in the field?"